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themasterpupil:

There’s a glitch in the matrix

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goldrinah:

my heart is different now.

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pessimisitic:

tellyjpg:

when i care, i care hard.
when i don’t give a fuck, i reallly don’t give a fuck

fax

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ineffectualdemon:

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”


Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

My daughter cries if you hand her something she’s reaching for sometimes so yeah.

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bpadsunflower:

me: *fucks up my sleep cycle*

my psychiatrist, whacking me with a stick: the! base! treatment! for! mood! disorders! is! a! regular! sleep! schedule!

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221cbakerstreet:
“ 10knotes:
“We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
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It’s him. my cousin throckmorton
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221cbakerstreet:

10knotes:

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

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lesbianrey:

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

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blxxdfae:

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country

ur largest city

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london

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Oh…. honey….honey no

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I’m about to blow everyone’s got damn mind.

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Not a metropolitan area, just fucking Jacksonville.

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i would like to point out, tho, according to wikipedia, as of 2011 for just the cities:

Jacksonville population: 829,719

Chicago population: 2,705,000

London population: 8,174,000

like. it’s cute and all that y’all have big cities in terms of area, buuuuuut…….

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whats your point

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danger:

There’s a part of me that isn’t the same anymore

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